Never permit a dichotomy to rule your life, a dichotomy in which you hate what you do so you can have pleasure in your spare time. Look for a situation in which your work will give you as much happiness as your spare time.
Pablo Picasso
Talkin' 'bout MY GENERATION...
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item she doesn't want.
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it ? A Death ! What's that, a bonus ? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work, you work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating.....
....and you finish off as an orgasm.
George Carlin